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Today, I asked my mom why she drinks. She said she only drinks when she's depressed. My step-dad said she only drinks on the weekend. Those are the days I'm at her house. FML


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On 09/14/2011 at 9:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Awww.. :( I'm sorry, maybe try to talk to your mom and try to solve the problem of why she is depress when you are there. You lose nothing to try!

#3 - On 09/14/2011 at 1:03pm by kimee21

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I see therapy in her future...

#2 - On 09/14/2011 at 1:00pm by pancakechick

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