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Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25380) - you deserved it (3933)

On 09/14/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by funnymanjoe - United States (Illinois)

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Sounds like a cool way to smoke. I'll have to try it some time haha.

#1 - On 09/14/2011 at 10:03am by eurostar710

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You can't hate on a brilliant idea, you have to give it to them on that one.

#6 - On 09/14/2011 at 10:06am by maphineRAWRS

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