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Today, I brought my date home to meet my parents. We walked in the front door to find my drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, and swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle. FML

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On 09/10/2011 at 3:01pm - misc - by Hailey Antone - United States

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Viking helmets and pool noodles? I'm gonna have to remember that next time I get drunk it sounds like fun

#7 - On 09/10/2011 at 7:29pm by mattsan1992

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Lol I'd be laughing like crazy if I was your date!

#6 - On 09/10/2011 at 7:29pm by kickazz16

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