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By Hailey - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I brought my date home to meet my parents. We walked in the front door to find my drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, while swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle. FML
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Top comments

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure he was using the pool noodle to attack the furniture.

Viking helmets and pool noodles? I'm gonna have to remember that next time I get drunk it sounds like fun

Comments

mojobanks 8

She saw your dad naked! I hope you can measure up :p

nyxxx_fml 4
potsie10 4

I don't see the problem here... I thought everyone did that.

zlynch37 2

well atleast he was jabbing the furniture with a pool noodle and not something else...the way this story started out I didn't think u where gonna say pool noodle!

Hannahrayne 0
mohammadkm95 6

Can someone tell me what a "pool noodle" is? That's a term I've never heard before =/

The floaty tube things that little kids swim with (there long and skinny) but for Christ sakes just google it.