Pleased to meet you

By Hailey - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I brought my date home to meet my parents. We walked in the front door to find my drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, while swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle. FML
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iluvwaffles42 0

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure he was using the pool noodle to attack the furniture.

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mattsan1992 0

Viking helmets and pool noodles? I'm gonna have to remember that next time I get drunk it sounds like fun

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AmazingLadyy13 0

I wouldn't mind partying with your father!

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extremebro69 4

give him a break, he had a long day at work conquering land so he can put food on the table, its called being the man of the house

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beezleboss2010 3

Your dad sounds like a ******* party animal! I want a Viking helmet now. I really do..

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Airborn0280 18

Your dad is awesome!

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Wthimstupid12345 1

You never take a girl to meet your family cause it usually never ends well

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leadman1989 15

I've woken up with no pants and then told that I went in the bathroom with another guy. I'm straight... FML drinking is fun, but yeah it will make you do crazy shit.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Did your dad came back from conquering newfoundland(sp?) and greenland?

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