Love, Embarrassing, Drunk and Parents: Pleased to meet you

Pleased to meet you

By Hailey - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I brought my date home to meet my parents. We walked in the front door to find my drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, while swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle. FML

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iluvwaffles42 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 1:38

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure he was using the pool noodle to attack the furniture.

mattsan1992 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 1:29

Viking helmets and pool noodles? I'm gonna have to remember that next time I get drunk it sounds like fun

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Gela96 0

Monday 12 September 2011 5:40

I wanna neet ur family they seem fun.

Boneserz 0

Monday 12 September 2011 5:40

maybe he wasn't drunk, he just didn't want your boyfriend to come back.

White_Knightspc 0

Monday 12 September 2011 16:01

THIS IS SPARTA!!!

professorR6 0

Monday 12 September 2011 20:14

That's beats coming home and seeing cleaning a shotgun or rifle.

hoonyer 17

Monday 12 September 2011 21:18

haha why are you complaining that sounds awesome

saraadepover 0

Sunday 30 September 2012 0:02

sounds like something my dad would do... on purpose.

KingreX32 21

Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:08

well he sounds like alot of fun

Twigz 4

Monday 27 May 2013 19:45

I don't see anything negative about this situation whatsoever.

____gerard____ 11

Wednesday 24 December 2014 9:17

I might just go and try that... ?

Bozo_the_cat 14

Saturday 21 February 2015 7:45

So JUST a Viking helmet

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