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By Hailey - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I brought my date home to meet my parents. We walked in the front door to find my drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, while swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle. FML
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iluvwaffles42 0

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure he was using the pool noodle to attack the furniture.

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mattsan1992 0

Viking helmets and pool noodles? I'm gonna have to remember that next time I get drunk it sounds like fun

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GracieLou113 0

poor u :P i wouldve gotten naked with him!

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jpallan 3

If his goal was to impede your sex life, I'd say he succeeded admirably.

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jessecuhemm 0

haha just the fact that he has a viking helmet makes him a bad ass but his drunken antics are pure genius! Winning!

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abstractsnipe 0

It was an honorable and triumpheint victory.

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yourlifeisbetter_fml 0

Is your dad Brett Favre?

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radiocaf 29

I take it "pool noodle" is the stick you use to hit the balls with? we call it a "pool cue" over here in the UK.

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ironik970 13

A pool noodle is a small flotation device shaped like a noodle used for water activities here in America.

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rorobear6 7

#134 Your comment was funnier than the post. A pool noodle is a SWIMMING pool toy. Not the stick used in an actual game of pool.

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daydreamer244 13

at least your date didn't make herself look bad in front of your parents :)

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