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Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decided to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landed on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all started clapping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20315) - you deserved it (11976)

On 09/09/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Krystyn Gareau - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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Thats what you get for messing with the guy who created you as a result of his orgasm.

#3 - On 09/09/2011 at 6:11am by Jimster1712

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All the best stories start with "I went to Wal-Mart".

#8 - On 09/09/2011 at 6:21am by no_clue_4_u

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