This ain't gonna end well

By PureFallPain - 23/11/2019 20:00

Today, I'm catfishing a guy on Twitter. I didn't mean to start it, I had an account I used to vent with, and I used a pic with a cute girl. He sent me a DM saying he liked my pic. He wanted to talk on the phone, and we have fallen for each other. He thinks I'm 18. I'm a 39 year-old single mother of 3 kids. FML
I agree, your life sucks 503
You deserved it 5 589
May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

interesting33 36

OP, you need to come clean. It isn't fair to string him along like this. You may love the attention and flattery but you and him are just going to get hurt. If you try a dating app and use your actual photo you may be pleasantly surprised. But break it off with him, it isn't fair on either of you to give your hearts to something not real. not to mention he may be blowing off opportunities and his future for a fantasy which is never going to happen. please take care OP, but break it off, he deserves the truth and he deserves better than to be catfished.

70 2
wellthatsunfortunate 10

Even of you "didn't mean to start it", you continued and kept it going. Shame on you! And yes, you definitely need to come clean and apologize!

64 1

Comments

interesting33 36

OP, you need to come clean. It isn't fair to string him along like this. You may love the attention and flattery but you and him are just going to get hurt. If you try a dating app and use your actual photo you may be pleasantly surprised. But break it off with him, it isn't fair on either of you to give your hearts to something not real. not to mention he may be blowing off opportunities and his future for a fantasy which is never going to happen. please take care OP, but break it off, he deserves the truth and he deserves better than to be catfished.

70 2
J15237 25

Seriously why do you think this was a good idea?

12 0
wellthatsunfortunate 10

Even of you "didn't mean to start it", you continued and kept it going. Shame on you! And yes, you definitely need to come clean and apologize!

64 1
mfranks19891989 10

What are you catfishing someone? If your a single mother of 3 your focus should be them

8 5
Sinshine 28

And because she's single and has kids she can't have a love life? Obviously catfishing is a terrible thing to do and that needs to stop, telling her that she should do nothing but take care of the kids is just wrong.

12 3
Alex Gruber 5

Well of course she may have a love life. However extrapolating from her course so far she might end up being a 40 year old single mother of 4 kids.

2 2
julfunky 29

How is talking online gonna get her a fourth child?

1 0
Karmarocks946 9

your intent may not have been to start it, but you should have come clean about it instantly

17 0
RichardPencil 30

What do you know about him? And what do you REALLY know about "him?" Invite him to come see you and let Nev and Max film it,

7 5
kayakninja 6

Let me help. Next time someone complements your pic, try "Thanks. It's not me, though." That way, you don't come off like a jackass.

15 0
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

That still makes the person look like a jackass

0 0
Razell 13

Well, knock it the f*ck off. You haven't "fallen for each other", because you've been lying to him the entire time. He's fallen for the picture that isn't you.

19 0
shannon2348 14

you haven't fallen for each other since you obviously dont even know each other. There's just no way to feel sorry for you. What you're doing is wrong. ydi

11 0
juggalo2 20

YDI "Thanks, but that's not really me. I'm a 39 y/o mother, but I am single.". See how easy it should have been?

12 0