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People seriously need to learn when and where to release their internal gassy juices. FYL op, FYL because egg farts are the worst.

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People seriously need to learn when and where to release their internal gassy juices. FYL op, FYL because egg farts are the worst.

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He was probably having stomach issues and couldn't help it. 90% of the time it starts hurting if I hold them in, but they also usually don't stink unless I need to "go".

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Sometimes you can't hold it in. I'm pretty sure he didn't want to fart a billion times and sit for two hours in an aroma of death egg fart, let alone make other people suffer through it as well. I highly doubt he enjoyed marinating in that awful smell and he probably would've tried to control it if he could. Now he could've at least gone to the bathroom, but he can't spend the whole flight in there either seeing as the flight attendants would be constantly banging on the door asking if he's all

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I agree. I'm sure the man didn't intentionally do it, it may have been uncontrollable. for as much as it sucked for op, the man was probably really embarrassed.

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A lot of the time there is no winning when it comes to flying. If he had spent the entire flight in the bathroom, people would be complaining about that. A few months ago, I sat next to a woman who was having bowel problems. A few minutes after boarding she asked a flight attendant if she could go to the bathroom and was told she would have to wait. Right as the plane was about to leave the gate, she again called the flight attendant over saying it was an emergency. The flight attendant said if

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That would've hilarious! I would've loved hearing him explain to the flight attendant why he needed the oxygen.

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Yes, I'd be questioning the value of this "good" seat as it doesn't seem so good now. I just hope that it was not a long flight.

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Time to desperately pry one of those oxygen masks out from the overhead area. I don't think it would work, but you could wear it and stare pointedly at the perpetrator.

If a person farts on a plane they should be courteous enough to at least open the emergency door and air out the cabin.

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