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Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24304) - you deserved it (3862)

On 09/01/2011 at 6:14am - misc - by Anonymous - China (Shanghai)

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She should have commented on how you had food all over you.

#1 - On 09/01/2011 at 10:03am by Ashle1gh

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Maybe marrying someone who will throw bowls of food at you in a restaurant for anything less than a genuine verbal or physical assault is a bad idea. I mean, unless you want to be abused for the rest of your life, I mean, whatever you want.

#5 - On 09/01/2011 at 10:18am by Nonibird

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