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Today, my house got egged. Why? As a joke, my friend bought me a doormat that says, "A Canadian Lives Here." I'm Canadian. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26124) - you deserved it (4730)

On 08/22/2011 at 11:58am - misc - by socialdisease - United States (New York)

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What?! But you guys have nice bacon!

#2 - On 08/22/2011 at 1:03pm by eminemchick

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Racist fools.

#1 - On 08/22/2011 at 1:03pm by gaga_fierce

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