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Today, my brother told the family that if you pull on the dog's back foot then she always obeys. I later found my mom tugging on the dog's foot whispering "jump off a cliff" repeatedly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27518) - you deserved it (2230)

On 08/20/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by lala7 - United States

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If the dog is wearing a parachute, then it could be magical. A dog gliding off a cliff slowly without a care in the world.

#2 - On 08/21/2011 at 3:19am by iAmScrubs

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I suggest watching your dog very carefully from now on

#3 - On 08/21/2011 at 3:19am by Jacobt24

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