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Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19117) - you deserved it (8243)

On 08/17/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by aprilfools22 - United States (California)

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Who wants a Fishy! You do! You want a fishy!

#4 - On 08/17/2011 at 9:53am by Runninvegan

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Awwwkkkwaarrddd!!

#3 - On 08/17/2011 at 9:53am by ckr911

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