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Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17069) - you deserved it (2505)

On 08/08/2011 at 10:12am - misc - by MissArizona (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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