Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20657) - you deserved it (3361)
On 08/08/2011 at 10:12am - misc - by MissArizona (woman) - United States (Arizona)
wahhh's life also sucksToday, my neighbor from across the road phoned me at work telling me there was a fire…
Smokey9 also deserved itToday, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML
well then you better address him as such.
#2 - On 08/08/2011 at 1:00pm by flagshipfail
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Your dad is awesome.
#4 - On 08/08/2011 at 1:00pm by pinkerbell
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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