Make it so

By MissArizona - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML
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flagshipfail 0

well then you better address him as such.

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pinkerbell 8

Your dad is awesome.

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Jaime_Sanchez 0

Call him "Spock" to piss him off

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loudema 5

I wonder if he will say "engage!" when he is banging your mom!

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katt_is_here 24

Oh quit your bitching OP. Your dad is awesome.

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Nuahavizu 17

fyl? your dad sounds pretty awesome! erm, sorry... cpt. picard sounds pretty awesome!

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AidanLikesLlamas 0

then make it so

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justanotherhuman 21

Dear OP, ...this is not the attitude of a successful number one. That fourth pip requires sacrifices. This is one of them.

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NPN_Scorpio 16

...or if you're a fast runner and/or plan to move out soon, use what my brother in law said when I went through a que ball phase: "You look like a **** with ears on it!"

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