Miscellaneous: Make it so - FML

Make it so

By MissArizona - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML

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flagshipfail 0

Monday 8 August 2011 19:00

well then you better address him as such.

pinkerbell 8

Monday 8 August 2011 19:00

Your dad is awesome.

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BelleBelle_fml 11

Monday 8 August 2011 20:06

Captain Picard is Legend, you should be grateful to have him as your father.

perdix 29

Monday 8 August 2011 20:18

Shave your head and make him call you Sinead. Two can play that game! And cut it with that pretentious "24/7" bs. The man sleeps, doesn't he? He doesn't need to be called Capt. Picard all 24 hours of a day.

sheethapins 13

Monday 8 August 2011 21:56

Noooooothing compares, nothing compares to Picard!

ryanst 7

Tuesday 9 August 2011 4:58

3:00 AM "SON WAKE UP!!" "What the **** do you want dad?!" "Its Captain Picard, you shit! ..Now go back to sleep, you have school in the morning."

perdix 29

Tuesday 9 August 2011 6:11

****! I just saw a current picture of Sinead O'Connor. Horrible!!! She's gotten fat and has ugly hair.

ProhibitionRose 14

Monday 8 August 2011 20:19

Maybe your dad is going through a mid-life crisis thing? Either way, go with it. It's not hurting anyone.

maz_irken 6

Monday 8 August 2011 20:23

your dad is awesome

kitkat9229 1

Monday 8 August 2011 20:24

Does he call you number one???

AtomicRebirth 11

Monday 8 August 2011 20:26

How is this a bad thing?

BelleBelle_fml 11

Monday 8 August 2011 20:27

My dad isn't quite there yet, however, he does have a permanent Kappa.

TurtleBoy2015 2

Monday 8 August 2011 20:29

Your dad is awsome!!!

Rednomad 5

Monday 8 August 2011 20:30

Well, I could do the same thing and make people calls me Captain Sisko. :)

queen_rosie1994 12

Monday 8 August 2011 20:38

call him Captain Kirk, just to mess with him.

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