Make it so

By MissArizona - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML
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flagshipfail 0

well then you better address him as such.

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pinkerbell 8

Your dad is awesome.

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mikalyn_21 0

Given that you're family, I'm sure that you get away with Jean-Luke

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BelleBelle_fml 11

Jean-Luc...Captain Jean-Luc Picard.

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woopdattrick 5

Win. I wouldn't have a problem at all adressing my Dad as such. Not "FML" worthy.

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sematariux 7

I love these crazy ass "dad" FML's Lmao

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knight0748 5

then tell him he's gotta address you as Q. and being Q would mean you can do whatever the hell you like.

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mikalyn_21 0

Given that you are family, I am certain that you could get by with Jean-Luke.

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fakeaccountX 6

I bet you facepalmed so hard.

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BelleBelle_fml 11

No, but I did facepalm when I read your comment.

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SteelCladAngel 0

I call my husband captain sometimes LOL We got a keurig and it brews tea in seconds so he asks for 'Earl grey, hot' when he want me to make him tea It makes him smile which is a rarity because he's a cranky bastard most of the time.

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duckman9 55

I have a question, just so I don't die stupid: why the heck do women stick around such bastards?? I guess S&M is cool for some ppl :)

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SteelCladAngel 0

Because even though he's a cranky bastard I love him. It's part of who he is. Just like being a miserable bitch, disliking people who don't use 'their/there/they're properly and having a mouth like a sailor is part of who I am.

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