Make it so

By MissArizona - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML
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flagshipfail 0

well then you better address him as such.

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pinkerbell 8

Your dad is awesome.

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SexyQueen0905 24

I laughed so hard on this one! Don't blame him though. Captain Picard is pretty awesome.

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tamm0r 0

Be thankful that he didn't get a plastic surgery on his ears...

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SteelCladAngel 0

Picard was human...no pointy ears You're thinking of Spock

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

At least he doesn't want you to call him something else, like "Captain ********".

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SlaveToRetail 10

Eeeeeeeeeegh, my head. x_O

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allinicolesmh 0

Try captain dumbass.

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