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Today, I met my new roommate. She severely struggled with pronouncing my name, and decided that to save time and the effort, she's just going to call me what she thinks my name sounds like: Lube. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22900) - you deserved it (2817)

On 08/05/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

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What the hell is your name!?

#3 - On 08/05/2011 at 5:17pm by gunmania0

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That's what I'll name my first-born child. Thank you!

#7 - On 08/05/2011 at 5:18pm by StevenJ94

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