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Today, I baked a chicken pot pie in the oven. I pulled it out, and noticed a big piece of tasty-looking, flaky pastry had come loose. Without thinking I ripped it off and popped it into my mouth. I HEARD the skin on the inside of my cheeks burn. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13818) - you deserved it (79239)

On 05/07/2009 at 8:09am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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God, I'm so hungry now. FYL though.

#1 - On 05/07/2009 at 10:06am by 24788

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So what does it sound like? Just a general sizzle?

#2 - On 05/07/2009 at 10:07am by PianoManGidley

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