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Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32535) - you deserved it (4785)

On 06/24/2011 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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And the lesson is... don't judge teens by their parents and don't judge parents by their teens.

#1 - On 06/24/2011 at 5:53pm by lifesabeach1213

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She's just reliving her hooker days.

#3 - On 06/24/2011 at 5:54pm by OCDC

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