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Today, I pissed my younger brother off. Seemingly unrelated to this was the fact that I left my laptop on in my room along with MSN signed into my email adress. Now, all my contacts know that I apparently "just love the warm feeling of semen sliding down my throat". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43706) - you deserved it (30641)

On 05/05/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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Your secret's out.

#6 - On 05/05/2009 at 7:59pm by FMY_FYL

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who cares? its not hard to say 'that was my brother' and noone will take it seriously...

#4 - On 05/05/2009 at 7:58pm by caled123

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