By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 21:42 - Canada

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Today, I pissed my younger brother off. Seemingly unrelated to this was the fact that I left my laptop on in my room along with MSN signed into my email adress. Now, all my contacts know that I apparently "just love the warm feeling of semen sliding down my throat". FML
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caled123 0

who cares? its not hard to say 'that was my brother' and noone will take it seriously...

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aykay 0

i spit out my orange juice reading this. :D

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speeder430 0

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is definately the best fml EVER

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geesquared 0

Hahahahaha my little brother does that all the time. Instead of saying "this devil kid william is annoying me" (I was babysitting) he put "this devil child penis is annoying". Not as bad, but still annoying.

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bluttony 0

I love your little brother.

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tempaccount 0

Offense: User failed to lock computer when leaving room. Computering license has been suspended for 2 days. YDI

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anniebananie 3

Not an FML. People do this all the time to their roommates' facebooks. At any given time, I can log in and see "John sucks his own dick" and other exciting status changes on my news feed. Everyone knows it's a joke.

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ha_fml 3

ugh, same thing happened to me with my little brother, but i hadn't done anything to piss him off. except he wrote "i love sucking my dad's dick." ******* disgusting RETARD. RAGE RAGE RAGE

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suckstobeyou3 0

wow, you're little bro is awesome! well, to everyone else except you XD if you're a girl, it wouldn't seem AS strange. but if you're a guy...XDDDDDD that would be reallyyy funny! i put YDI for pissing him off in the first place and FYL for having a smartass little brotherrr

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