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Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43006) - you deserved it (5120)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by suze44 - United States (Washington)

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Tell him "Well I guess it runs in the family then, huh?"

#6 - On 06/13/2011 at 12:55pm by Zmeilerr

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Oh my god! What a dick! Where does he think you "got it" from!!

#2 - On 06/13/2011 at 12:52pm by CoconutMuffin

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