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Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42548) - you deserved it (2749)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by Danielle - United States (North Carolina)

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a lot more should be taking place instead of a fml. it's not fuck YOUR life, it's holy shit we found the robber! call the cops woman.

#3 - On 06/06/2011 at 6:48pm by MrVictor

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Shit happens, OP. but he was wearing a girls shirt??

#4 - On 06/06/2011 at 6:48pm by Jake_2013

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