Miscellaneous: Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken...

By Danielle - 06/06/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By Angry and Confused - 29/06/2013 09:55 - United States - Reno

Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML

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By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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By Ipickthegoodones - 26/06/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML

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By Mel Hahn - 17/09/2017 16:00

Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML

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By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 04:04 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML

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By exasperated - 17/04/2014 03:14 - United States - Houston

Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML

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By kenz - 06/12/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML

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By wtf - 14/03/2011 04:07

Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML

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MrVictor_fml 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:48

a lot more should be taking place instead of a fml. it's not **** YOUR life, it's holy shit we found the robber! call the cops woman.

Jake_2013 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:48

Shit happens, OP. but he was wearing a girls shirt??

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rockefoe 6

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:51

oh damn sketchy.

imnotonaboat 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:53

Look out OP I think he robbed you!

imnotonaboat 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:53

Look out OP I think he robbed you!

bravesfan112233 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:53

you should steal it back, and take a few more things for yourself

Outsider_77 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:52

revenge of the crossdresser...

DontModMeDammit 10

Tuesday 7 June 2011 1:54

Yea I'm surprised no one has really said anything about the brother wearing women's clothing.

IHATETROLLSS 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:52

kick his ass!

MrSassypants 32

Tuesday 7 June 2011 1:39

Pikachu use kick his ass attack! Or should I say kick his ash? Zing! Yeahya! 8)

lovepebbles 1

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:54

wow ... FYL

lolman222 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:54

at least you found your stuff. that's not really an fml though.

nyrangers1022 6

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:54

least it was easy for u to find the a$$hole who stole ur stuff...some ppl never know who robbed them

chanta24 10

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:55

well u called the cops right?!

CitrusGirl 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:56

That sounds like a lovely future in-law.

SoulSistaa 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:59

sucks for you

TheDrifter 23

Tuesday 7 June 2011 1:00

That fashion trend is horrible. I keep mistaking hipsters for transvestites, making my day a long string of WTF moments.

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