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Today, I was walking out of the train station when an old man grabbed me. I started screaming, yelling, "HELP" like a madwoman and tried pushing him away - that's when I saw the golf cart rush past me. He was trying to push me aside from getting run over. Everyone started laughing. FML

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On 05/05/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by station (woman) - United States (California)

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always trust old people grabbing you

#1 - On 05/05/2009 at 6:25am by 1Tsk

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For once, I actually love the first comment that was made on a new post.

#2 - On 05/05/2009 at 6:27am by Coffee_Kaioken

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