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Today, we watched a movie in French class. I went on a French exchange last year, so I wanted to sound all impressive and cultured for my crush who is in the same class. I said that it was my favorite movie and I couldn't wait to watch it with everyone. The movie turned out to be about incest. FML


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On 05/04/2009 at 10:41pm - misc - by daddyslittlegirl250 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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And your name is "daddyslittlegirl"... I really hope that was intentional and not just the worst irony in the world.
Anyway, YDI for trying to impress someone when you obviously didn't have a clue what you were doing. That's gotta be the one thing worse than trying to impress people in general - trying to impress them by *lying*.

#6 - On 05/05/2009 at 6:40am by judgeymcjudge

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That's what you get for lying. YDI.

#4 - On 05/05/2009 at 6:32am by NeverLetHerGo

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