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Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18426) - you deserved it (58599)

On 05/04/2009 at 7:27pm - misc - by Brian (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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Who put those condoms in my wallet?

#2 - On 05/05/2009 at 3:07am by 24788

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lol smooth. you deserved that... Why wouldn't the parents pay anyway?

#1 - On 05/05/2009 at 3:06am by twenty2182

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