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By mark - / Monday 5 March 2012 22:55 / United Kingdom
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  darien987  |  1

Maybe I read this wrong but I don't understand someone please explain, lol

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  XxDevilxXGt  |  26

No worries, the man to clarify is here. So, this one day, a girfriend was taken by his anniversary to a wonderful restroom. When the dinner left the table to get an AWOL, the the restaurant across the wallet swiped OP's gonads, and the boyfriend got to eat his taco after all. I hope that answers anyones questions.

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I wonder what that poor guy did, I mean you were at a nice restaurant and I assume he had already ordered and eaten or was in the process of eating. Then he finds out he can't pay for the meal because some bitch and her boyfriend stole his wallet.

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Im going out on a limb here, but im guessing that he worked hard for his money and u should be a good person and make ur girlfriend return it, and of u ever breakup I suggest u horde all valuable things, just in case:-P !

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*hide, ps fuck you autocorrect!!!

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So anybody wanna tell me why I can't un-hide my profile no matter how many times I smash my computer with my metal baseball bat? I mean, I've tried welding it, cussing it out and even singing Justina Bieber songs to it, but it's just not working. I know that many of you probably don't know the answer so I'm hoping a mod will give me a link to that page/site that I absolutely cannot remember the name of.

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  GwennaRose  |  22

This is the best comment ever!

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  sceptic  |  1

Hehe why not say it in english :)

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  smiles2334  |  0

Def Awk! (definately awkward)

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  ClassyCommando  |  13

129- Because "Def Awk" sounds like "Dafuq". Geddit?

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  McMan  |  23

What does Google mean? Where am I? Who are you people?

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  MrsPegg  |  45

poor Bunny! Goggle is amazing for such questions, but because I'm feeling nice... Gonads= a term to describe courage/guts/balls, etc. AWOL= away without leave.

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  MrsPegg  |  45

Sorry about repeating what everyone above me practically said (minus the Goggle instead of Google part). *Walks away in Shame*

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  kooochris1995  |  14

Amazing waffles on leashes. At least I tried!! Don't thumb me down ):

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  writergirl23  |  19

McMan, some people aren't actually from America, you know. You people don't cover half the world like you think. And I don't care if I get thumbed down.

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  downtime  |  12

5, They deserve more than just our mockery. This idiot is pathetic, and I can't imagine a situation where anyone would vote FYL. The least this moron could do is take the time to get his head out of his ass, use the ID in the wallet to contact the guy and return it to him - with the money still inside. This would of course be following a really long argument with your girlfriend on how much of a colossal twat she is, and threatening to call the police if she doesn't let you return it, before walking out on her pathetic ass and never looking back. The fact that you used the words "my girlfriend" in this FML tells me you really are the worlds biggest sucker.

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  btnhdude  |  0

Or a bigger clitoris.

By  MrsPegg  |  45

Blame it on the planetary alignment? ...or on the alcohol?....Nah, that was shitty of her no matter the reason. But YDI for not saying something, anything. Bad OP, very bad!!!

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