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No worries, the man to clarify is here. So, this one day, a girfriend was taken by his anniversary to a wonderful restroom. When the dinner left the table to get an AWOL, the the restaurant across the wallet swiped OP's gonads, and the boyfriend got to eat his taco after all. I hope that answers anyones questions.

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I wonder what that poor guy did, I mean you were at a nice restaurant and I assume he had already ordered and eaten or was in the process of eating. Then he finds out he can't pay for the meal because some bitch and her boyfriend stole his wallet.

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So anybody wanna tell me why I can't un-hide my profile no matter how many times I smash my computer with my metal baseball bat? I mean, I've tried welding it, cussing it out and even singing Justina Bieber songs to it, but it's just not working. I know that many of you probably don't know the answer so I'm hoping a mod will give me a link to that page/site that I absolutely cannot remember the name of.

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If the FML was written from the point of view of the robbed guy, everyone would say YDI for leaving your wallet on the table.

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Is no one else wondering why he even left his wallet on the table in the first place???? She was wrong but from his point of view, he deserved it!

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#73 the Man didn't do anything wrong except for not returning it, the girlfriend is the one who stole it.

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Man, If there is one thing that I've learned in life, it's to stand up for what you know and believe to be right. I'm sure you'll do the right thing next time dude.

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What's the point of writing the "short form" (which is stupid anyway) if you are going to write it out fully as well?

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OH I thought it meant, like, his nuts were going crazy. I was like, did you soil yourself? Bahaha! Okay I get it now.

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5, They deserve more than just our mockery. This idiot is pathetic, and I can't imagine a situation where anyone would vote FYL. The least this moron could do is take the time to get his head out of his ass, use the ID in the wallet to contact the guy and return it to him - with the money still inside. This would of course be following a really long argument with your girlfriend on how much of a colossal twat she is, and threatening to call the police if she doesn't let you return it, before wal

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Makes me think, if she can do that to some poor stranger, You should wonder about the things she might be doing to you.

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I blame it on global warming, the economy, China, Obama, Romney, and the fact that 12/21/12 is near.

You've been together long enough to have an anniversary and you're not used to this kind of behavior? Man... You think you know someone. Come on dude. Be a man.

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