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Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9745) - you deserved it (45809)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

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