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Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36545) - you deserved it (4942)

On 04/01/2011 at 8:45pm - misc - by Groped (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Wait, you mean I've been thanking people the wrong way my whole life?

#7 - On 04/02/2011 at 3:43am by Happygofucky

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Damn, those pervy old men!

#5 - On 04/02/2011 at 3:41am by Doortje

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