Transportation: Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He...

By Groped - 02/04/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2012 13:53 - Australia - Perth

Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML

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By a hex upon your anus, sir - 25/05/2013 16:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I offered my seat to an elderly lady on the subway. She quietly refused. Minutes later on a sharp turn, she almost fell down on two people. As I was clearly the youngest in the disability seating section, everyone on the train turned and glared at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2018 20:30

Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML

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By grossgross - 26/09/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

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By pam - 03/12/2008 05:04 - France

Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML

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By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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By needanewride - 16/11/2012 02:40 - United States - Newton Center

Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML

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By Anon - 13/03/2009 04:00 - United States

Today, I was on the subway. I have fairly serious OCD, so I avoided holding the poles or handles. All the seats were taken, so I leaned against a wall. At the next stop, an obese, sweaty man got on and grabbed the two poles around me, effectively hugging me. My shirt was wet when he left. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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Happygofucky 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 9:43

Wait, you mean I've been thanking people the wrong way my whole life?

Doortje 29

Saturday 2 April 2011 9:41

Damn, those pervy old men!

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Xythenol 6

Saturday 2 April 2011 10:24

"Why thank you missy! *squeeze*"

kykyshay 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 10:50

your welcome!

wilsontws 18

Saturday 2 April 2011 11:02

lol dirty hands.

shovels 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 11:16

What if he was mute?

WOGBRO 6

Saturday 2 April 2011 13:40

That is disgusting I would have kicked him in the balls.

Nashie 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 14:35

If he's blind and has glasses knock them off and step on them! That'll show him! >;D

Zaria0827 3

Saturday 2 April 2011 14:45

eww..

AceArctic 4

Saturday 2 April 2011 15:07

I can't believe nobody has made a reference to "Dinosaur" by Kesha yet.

Snackbars 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 15:45

I hope you said you're welcome.

Topher78 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 15:54

I can relate. I hold the door open for people all the time. This old man said thank you and the proceeded to pinch my nipple.

cldean24 4

Saturday 2 April 2011 20:45

bahaha that's hilarious, but very creepy.

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