Transportation: Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He... - FML

By Groped - 02/04/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2012 13:53 - Australia - Perth

Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML

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By a hex upon your anus, sir - 25/05/2013 16:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I offered my seat to an elderly lady on the subway. She quietly refused. Minutes later on a sharp turn, she almost fell down on two people. As I was clearly the youngest in the disability seating section, everyone on the train turned and glared at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2018 20:30

Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML

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By grossgross - 26/09/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

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By pam - 03/12/2008 05:04 - France

Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML

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By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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By needanewride - 16/11/2012 02:40 - United States - Newton Center

Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML

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By Anon - 13/03/2009 04:00 - United States

Today, I was on the subway. I have fairly serious OCD, so I avoided holding the poles or handles. All the seats were taken, so I leaned against a wall. At the next stop, an obese, sweaty man got on and grabbed the two poles around me, effectively hugging me. My shirt was wet when he left. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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Happygofucky 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 9:43

Wait, you mean I've been thanking people the wrong way my whole life?

Doortje 29

Saturday 2 April 2011 9:41

Damn, those pervy old men!

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Niki0308 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 15:56

I mean, this would be SO much worse if OP is a guy!  O.O

mentalhotdog 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 17:36

it was idiot

AceArctic 4

Saturday 2 April 2011 17:43

No it wasn't. Don't call him an idiot when you can't even tell the difference between the male and female symbols.

Inhumanfrost 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 16:12

Let him grab he's gonna die soon anyway.

Krilleee 5

Saturday 2 April 2011 16:34

oh nasty! haha I'm sure you liked it! grr

triggerit 5

Saturday 2 April 2011 16:39

man is man never let a chance away to grab a girl...

buzz18 7

Saturday 2 April 2011 16:48

old man still got it

ForeverPunk 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 16:54

he just wanted to relive the glory days

lil_miss_purfect 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 16:56

wud suck if op was a dude

amh721 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 17:00

Next time, don't be nice to old people. I find that because they're elderly, they think they should be able to get away with anything (being rude, perverted, etc.) It's so rare to find a decent elderly person.

vbsdlover21 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 17:41

that's so gross!! why are old guys so perverted?!?

phatdaddy62 23

Saturday 2 April 2011 20:40

For the same reasons young guys are so perverted. Duh!

vbsdlover21 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 5:19

haha good point

LSU33DucKAholiC 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 17:41

Aww what a sweet old man...

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