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Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26453) - you deserved it (3610)

On 03/28/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by -_- - United States (Florida)

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