Animals: Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out... - FML

By -_- - 29/03/2011 02:22 - United States

Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML

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Today, I had to climb up and sit in a tree for half an hour to avoid being mauled by a huge, insane dog. Its weird-looking owner eventually turned up, sneered at me, and walked off with the visibly smug dog in tow. FML

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By Burningeyes - 09/03/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when a lady approached me, commented how beautiful she was, and asked to pet her. I obliged and next thing I knew I was pushed to the ground and maced. She made off with my dog. The police is unable to locate them. FML

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perdix 29

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:07

The good news is that in a few months, you'll have a litter of baby-puppies.

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:05

Was this great Dane Beowulf or Hamlet?

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iaimtomisbehave 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:26

did you at least make the owner send you the pics?

llamagangster 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:28

Looks like you need to put on some muscle.

Darko21 5

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:29

Five minutes later I'm still laughing about this FML.

Larynx 3

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:32

Why does dumb shit like this get approved?

llamagangster 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:37

Because its less dumb than other shit.

SlapurMoM 2

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:32

Soooooooo aw where's the pic's????

killedmyteacher 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:39

I love the picture. lol

johnjohnfries 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:48

ha...

ILoveEggnog 7

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:59

That's worse than when Boners does it.

irish_sonic 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:59

WIN for the dog

mamamiaaa_fml 12

Tuesday 29 March 2011 7:04

24-yes.

ThickHead 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 7:11

oh hush you liked it :3

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