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Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML

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On 02/02/2011 at 11:46pm - misc - by Username -

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I would murder her.

#1 - On 02/03/2011 at 3:12am by CakeBaker11

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Why would you just drink a random glass of juice that was just sitting out for no reason?

#6 - On 02/03/2011 at 3:16am by SweetieLish

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