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Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64724) - you deserved it (8042)

On 02/08/2009 at 7:37am - misc - by DC (man) - United States (California)

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It't not gay if your balls don't touch.

#8 - On 02/08/2009 at 5:16pm by greatbelow

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Maybe he's asking you for help and he just said it wrong. Maybe what he meant is that he wanted you to help him so he can get a "first."

If he's serious though, and you're not gay, then tell him that you don't go that way. If you're really his friend, you'd help him out. He's probably confused.

#6 - On 02/08/2009 at 3:24pm by NofolkDude

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