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Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55031) - you deserved it (6687)

On 02/08/2009 at 7:37am - misc - by DC (man) - United States (California)

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It't not gay if your balls don't touch.

#8 - On 02/08/2009 at 5:16pm by greatbelow

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Really? You're upset that he trusts you enough to admit his sexual orientation? You should be flattered that he is that trusting, especially in the pathetic excuse for a society we live in today. If you don't like guys, then tell him that, but be supporting and help him pull through what he's going to endure. A lot of people are cruel to those who aren't like them. If he does decide to come out entirely, he's going to need someone to stand by him as a friend.

#25 - On 02/17/2009 at 2:56am by jtaylor69

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