By DC. - 08/02/2009 12:37 - United States

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Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML
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greatbelow 0

It't not gay if your balls don't touch.

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NorfolkDude 2

Maybe he's asking you for help and he just said it wrong. Maybe what he meant is that he wanted you to help him so he can get a "first." If he's serious though, and you're not gay, then tell him that you don't go that way. If you're really his friend, you'd help him out. He's probably confused.

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krisskrossed 5

People don't choose immediately to be gay. Everyone always hates gays, and it's so very annoying. Why should you? You have no right. I would talk to your friend about it, see what's up, and why he wants you to be your first. And for all of you high-horsed Christians reading this, have I got a notion for you! How many times has the bible been translated? By how many different people? They all had their own ideas, and translated it the way they wanted. And I am not atheist. I am a strong Christian, my dears. And for the love of God, can you all work on your spelling and grammar?! I'm sixteen, and I can type much better than you all, dearies:)

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corocoro 30

At least you won't have to look far for a reason to turn him down.

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The_9th_Doctor 18

did you say yes

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