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Today, I got pulled over for a traffic violation. Thinking I could get away with it, I spoke with a French accent. The officer then asked me a question in perfect French. I got a ticket. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7737) - you deserved it (53275)

On 01/25/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by nmaidkieavg -

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no sympathy here :)

#1 - On 01/25/2011 at 5:48am by Rangant

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Well, if you were following the rules of the road, this wouldn't have happened.

#3 - On 01/25/2011 at 5:53am by allmidnighteyes

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