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Today, I got pulled over for a traffic violation. Thinking I could get away with it, I spoke with a French accent. The officer then asked me a question in perfect French. I got a ticket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5264) - you deserved it (43033)

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Well, if you were following the rules of the road, this wouldn't have happened.

#3 - On 01/25/2011 at 5:53am by allmidnighteyes

See in context

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officer Pierre saves the day from crappy drivers

#19 - On 01/25/2011 at 6:45am by AlexBuda

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