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Today, I was playing hide and seek with a few friends. I hid in the bathroom, under the sink in a cabinet. I ended up having to sit there quiet as a mouse while my grandfather took an incredibly long and vile dump. I was too afraid to move. Let's just say he didn't rush it. FML


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On 12/20/2010 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Hide n' seek rule #146 -
Never hide in a bathroom

#7 - On 12/20/2010 at 4:45pm by Shmeagle

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that sucks! you're lucky he didn't open it up looking for more toilet paper or something, he'd be like wtf!!

#8 - On 12/20/2010 at 4:49pm by username5000

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