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Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12077) - you deserved it (151043)

On 04/28/2009 at 7:16am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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