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Today, I found out that my mom doesn't know my phone number, but she does know the names of both of David Hasselhoff's daughters. FML


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On 12/06/2010 at 12:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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So? My mom doesn't know my number either she just finds me on her contacts and clicks send. the magic of cell phones!

#4 - On 12/06/2010 at 6:18am by OneLittleAdditio

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Here's a thought: maybe your mom is good in remembering names, and bad in remembering phone numbers. I am.

#9 - On 12/06/2010 at 6:27am by DjeePee

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