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Today, I realized that before I can legally drink, I will have been married, divorced, and pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13804) - you deserved it (75669)

On 12/05/2010 at 12:04pm - misc - by Username - United States

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So what? I'm 19 and getting a divorce and pregnant. Stop bitching and make a better life for you and your baby if the dad won't be around. I'm in the same boat. Yet, I'm almost done w/ my Bachelor's and working FT. Its NOT hard. Only you can make your life better.

#7 - On 12/05/2010 at 6:02pm by hugskissesSD

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Married? A shotgun wedding, perhaps? In any case, YDI for sleeping around in high school. Use a condom.

#3 - On 12/05/2010 at 5:58pm by LH0026

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