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Today, I called up Verizon Wireless to "complain" about my phone service. I really had nothing to complain about, I was just that lonely that I wanted someone to talk to. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15692) - you deserved it (26498)

On 12/02/2010 at 10:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

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fail.
it's called facebook and chatrooms.

#1 - On 12/03/2010 at 3:01am by GreatGeak

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You feel it's OK to annoy people for no good reason, and wonder why you're alone?

#67 - On 12/03/2010 at 8:24am by albinoV

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