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Today, I called up Verizon Wireless to "complain" about my phone service. I really had nothing to complain about, I was just that lonely that I wanted someone to talk to. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12517) - you deserved it (18739)

On 12/02/2010 at 10:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

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You feel it's OK to annoy people for no good reason, and wonder why you're alone?

#67 - On 12/03/2010 at 8:24am by albinoV

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As a call center employee for a wireless carrier, may I just say: Fuck you. Fuck you very very much.

How would you like it if somebody came to your workplace and tried to prevent you from doing your job, while you were required to treat them with courtesy?

#83 - On 12/03/2010 at 1:22pm by capnbzarr

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