Miscellaneous: Help! I need somebody! Anybody!

Help! I need somebody! Anybody!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I called up Verizon Wireless to "complain" about my phone service. I really had nothing to complain about, I was just that lonely that I wanted someone to talk to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 270

You deserved it 31 312

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By lonely loser - 22/08/2014 18:04 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 750

You deserved it 6 773

By lonelynessinCA - 14/03/2011 18:31 - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 015

You deserved it 9 783

By LonelyAF - 12/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 403

You deserved it 4 331

By forever alone - 05/05/2019 04:00

Today, I was so desperate for someone to talk to I called various restaurants pretending to be interested in ordering food, just so I could have a conversation. I called eleven different places. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 002

You deserved it 834

Forever alone man

By Boyufd - 02/01/2021 08:00

Today, I feel so lonely I talked to the likely scam number that called me. Even then they hung up after 2 minutes of talking to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 777

You deserved it 176

Lonely, so lonely

By Gina Marie Lombardi - 31/07/2021 11:01

Today, I realized how lonely I am when someone called my number by mistake and I talked with them for 5 minutes. I don’t know who she was, but I'm so lonely I was happy to have someone engage in a conversation, even if it was about her calling the wrong number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 841

You deserved it 101

By stuff - 16/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 665

You deserved it 6 315

By Jakeok - 14/11/2014 00:04 - United States - Fraser

Today, I once again used my phone to get out of a conversation with someone, instead of actually talking to someone on it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 401

You deserved it 7 622

By Theboredone - 29/03/2018 19:00

Today, after a week on bed rest in a cast after ankle surgery, I got so bored and lonely I agreed to do an hour-long government phone survey just to have someone to talk to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 792

You deserved it 389

By newkid - 13/09/2016 19:06

Today, I was so lonely, I dragged out a conversation with a lady who called to get me to make an appointment to give blood. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 888

You deserved it 1 341

albinoV 1

Friday 3 December 2010 14:24

You feel it's OK to annoy people for no good reason, and wonder why you're alone?

GreatGeak 8

Friday 3 December 2010 9:01

fail. it's called facebook and chatrooms.

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Gumbinator 11

Monday 6 December 2010 22:45

kids help phone? That works too...

Teazer13 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 23:13

happens more than you think. don't beat yourself up about it.

LinzeeNardiello 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 9:17

awww :(

Purple_pixie 0

Monday 27 December 2010 8:46

Do you wanna be my friend? ;)

awesumnes 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 4:47

Wow... U should talk to AT&T!! :D

beaglegun2009 4

Wednesday 18 July 2012 18:09

Nah they suck.

ifmlftw 0

Friday 1 April 2011 1:25

go to college.

lucy_moff09 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 3:54

call your mum and give her a nice surprise

XCraig 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 8:29

That's why they invented chatroulette! Just uhh... Skip the people wanking off...

iamcoolyo 5

Friday 18 November 2011 1:25

Well poodles…are kindof mean

Coffeebang 17

Monday 6 February 2012 10:34

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Today, on my friend's birthday, I met a guy I really liked at a club, and he asked me to go home with him. At 2 a.m., my friend called but I missed her calls. When I woke up, she'd texted me pictures of all my things that I had at her place thrown outside in the snow. All because I didn’t go home with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 574

You deserved it 1 202

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 159

You deserved it 11 993

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Today, I woke up after a two-day drive to go to my cousin's wedding. The view is beautiful, there's mountains everywhere, and my new backless dress is gorgeous. Too bad the hotel has bed bugs and my whole body is entirely covered in bright red bumps. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 521

You deserved it 1 574

Today, after extensive tests due to pregnancy-related issues, I've been told my diet must change. I can no longer eat salt, sugar, gluten, or meat, and lactose is questionable. The doctor hopes it will end after the birth. Seven months to go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 483

You deserved it 359

Wait for it... Wait for it... Holy crap!

I agree, your life sucks 661

You deserved it 228

Today, I had the lovely experience of witnessing a tow truck cause a couple thousand dollars' worth of damage to my broken-down car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 813

You deserved it 1 345

Today, I went to my dad's house for Christmas. Soon enough, my grandma had commented on how much weight I've gained, my aunt asked me why I'm still single, and my dad joined in by reminding me that I still haven't been accepted into college. Only three more days to go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 237

You deserved it 3 694

Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 662

You deserved it 4 709

Help! I need somebody! Anybody!

Same thing different taste

Forever alone man

Lonely, so lonely

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