Help! I need somebody! Anybody!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I called up Verizon Wireless to "complain" about my phone service. I really had nothing to complain about, I was just that lonely that I wanted someone to talk to. FML
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albinoV 1

You feel it's OK to annoy people for no good reason, and wonder why you're alone?

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GreatGeak 8

fail. it's called facebook and chatrooms.

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DEXter501 0

At this rate, you're never going to make new friends if your idea of "finding someone to talk to" consists of you whining and complaining to them for no reason.

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petrolhead 12

oh thats a nice idea......the bad this is that they charge per minute here :(

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aron33 2

I guess because when you want someone to talk to you you start to make up an excuse to complain no one wants to talk to you anymore. It's your own fault then. Today, I wanted to talk to someone so I started to complain for no reason but no one wanted to talk back.

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a_girl_i_know 0

Vzw is the devil!!!

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mimii92_fml 0

verizon is legit!!

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a_girl_i_know 0

Legit? In what, they suck.

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WarByrd 0

if your that bored and your buddies are busy grab either your apple device whether iphone , itouch or a computer and go to omegle.com talk to strangers. it is free. or get yahoo messenger and jump in a chat room. cool thing about omegle, THEY ARE STRANGERS you **** up, just hit disconnect and re-connect with another stranger.

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TheCheyenneMorga 3

Get some friends, even if they're "friends" from Facebook.

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dre_bro11 12

OP, Fyl for f*cling up someone elses life by complaining.

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