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Today, I celebrated my birthday. When asked last week, I said I wanted a keyboard. When I opened the present, my parents went into hysterics. It was an electronic Dora the Explorer keyboard. I've been studying music composition and theory for six years. They think my major's a joke. FML

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On 11/24/2010 at 9:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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I'd just yell "f**k you!" and then frisbee throw it at their faces.

#1 - On 11/25/2010 at 2:59am by piepieburger

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aww...sorry to that hear that, op...but that's what Black Friday is all about...time for a keyboard redemption...

#21 - On 11/25/2010 at 3:19am by chelle_starlight

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