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Today, an ant bit my penis. That was the first 'mouth' to ever touch it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (89341) - you deserved it (21509)

On 04/27/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by hjgjh - United States (California)

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did you return the favour? bet you didn't you selfish bastard

#4 - On 04/27/2009 at 10:05am by quantumoftruth

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hahahahaha well depending on your age I wouldnt worry too much perhaps your 12 in which case you've got plenty of time

that sounds kinda painful though did it atleast swallow?

#2 - On 04/27/2009 at 10:04am by ZiggyMorrison

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