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wow that sucks. how could an ant bite your penis? wouldn't you feel it crawling up your leg?
hahahahaha well depending on your age I wouldnt worry too much perhaps your 12 in which case you've got plenty of time
that sounds kinda painful though did it atleast swallow?
did you return the favour? bet you didn't you selfish bastard
ahahah FYL cause that probably hurttt
ant bites hurttt
I wouldn't worry about it.
No matter how short it was at least you got some from an ant.
#6 - On 04/27/2009 at 10:07am by 24788
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#8 - On 04/27/2009 at 10:09am by keke
I'm sure it didn't eat much o_O
More importantly why was an ant on your penis and how did it get there?
lol, i agree... how did an ant get there?!
but either way, ouchie!
YDI, ants dont bite, they pee.
This FML would have been more effective if you had written "I'm 46." at the end or something.
Keepin it in the family huh? Oh.. it was an ANT-ant... not Aunt?
Get your naked ass out of the front yard, or clean up your room. I don't understand how an ant bites your dick.
A mosquito bit mine when i was taking a piss...but my gf made it all better =D
#17 - On 04/27/2009 at 10:22am by Jigga_PaNG
oh no..you poor thing..you've never gotten a human to suck your thing...your life must not be complete then..
NOT!
Get over it!
#18 - On 04/27/2009 at 10:23am by Tresemmegan
I'm really starting to hate those "that's the most action i've gotten in months/years/ever" FMLs.
LOL.
EPIC FAIL
and how exactly did the and get in your pants in the first place?
yea but how old are you? it doesn't matter if you're young.
The ant was trying to kill the little fly so he could take it to his nest :p
#23 - On 04/27/2009 at 10:30am by 1Tsk
Yeah that happens to everyone...0.o
I dunno if any of you realize this but an ant can crawl up your leg before you realize it's there.
#25 - On 04/27/2009 at 10:36am by someone1989
Dude, maybe if you didn't live in a bug infested home you might get more than a bug sucking you off.
you know, getting laid isn't the most important thing in life.
Did you at least get the ant's phone number?
Boo fucking who, you haven't had sex, so what?
Well that's what you get for sticking your penis into anthills.
Stop trying to put ants in your penis and grow up so we won't have to read these lame ass 'FML' stories anymore. There once was a time where the FML's were still good, what happend to those days :(
How the heck did you get an ant to bite your cock? More importantly, why?
#38 - On 04/27/2009 at 11:31am by jjofearth
Your penis is NOT an ant eater, stop putting it in ant hills.
That would be correct, yet ants do not bite, they urinate on you...
And great joke #4
What were you doing to the ant?
#43 - On 04/27/2009 at 12:01pm by Rok
ha ants to bit dbag. they sting.
Oh jeez why am i laughing!?
Dude, I feel your pain. I got one in my bathing suit while swimming at the community pool once and it bit me on the dick. That shit hurts
Yea - this one is a very age dependent FML...13=not an FML at all; while 31=FML all the way.
Technically, I believe ants use "mandibles" to bite.
#19 you've got it all wrong. they are the best kind of fml!
BETTER! Just Wait Till Yur Married ... Stay Awy From The GREY AREA!
#51 - On 04/27/2009 at 1:32pm by Musik_00
Rather an ant than your aunt
How did an ant get there?
probably shouldnt teabag anthills
YOU HAVE ANTS IN YOUR PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought ants in your pants was just a children's board game...
are you sure it was a 'mouth', maybe you got laid and didnt even realise it
once a wasp flew up my shorts, first butt to touch my dong...
ants sting not bite, better luck next time
Sooooo WAS IT GOOD? haha xD
How? How? How? How? How? How?
#65 - On 04/27/2009 at 2:26pm by Jordan10la
The ant was probably attracted to the peanut butter he was using so his dog to lick him
#66 - On 04/27/2009 at 2:32pm by nazooer
GAH HAHA HHAHAHAHA hahah HAHAHAHA hHAHAHA
now this is funny.
better luck in the future, man.
how about you never come back on FML agian...retard
Haha, I feel a combination of pity and uncontrollable laughter. Not even including that an ant was the "first mouth to ever touch it," just the fact that you got bit there is hilarious. What on earth were you doing, playing in the yard naked?!
did you bust a nut? or did you bust blood?
that hurst. I bet you're circumcised too
So? I was once (When I was 7) throwing around a whole colony of ants, without noticing the ants, and they all did the same exact thing.
May i ask why you were sexing up ants? :D
But yeah, sounds pretty painful :D
#4 LMAO
#19 I agree
#37 No one makes you read a damn thing. FYL because you read a FML that wasn't up to your bogus standards.
For all you geniuses, SOME ants bite and SOME ants urinate.
To the OP: You could always have a girl bite your penis. Then, you'll be calling the ant back.
did this ant cause you to ejactulate?
Beastiality on a whole other level. FYL.
............................
LOL, #4 & #56!
OP: Maybe it's because you're a big whiner?
Ants In Your Pants I bet you enjoyed it. A lot.
#83 - On 04/27/2009 at 4:02pm by seandog
Lol #66
How would you know or feel if an ant bit you anyway?
Well I've never been bitten by one (I think o.o) so I wouldn't know...
Unless it was a different type of ant than the "usual" ones.
For everyone who's saying this is necessarily false, no it's not. I remember one fourth of July I was sitting on a blanket watching fireworks when suddenly I felt a horrible sting of pain smack dab in the middle of my nether regions. When I finally got to a bathroom, there was a crushed fire ant in my underpants. It was not cool! FYL for sure, man!
Too bad you not a sadomasochist
#86 - On 04/27/2009 at 4:44pm by mylifeisfuckeddd
This story happened to me. I was 5.
how does an ant get onto your penis? :| unless you stuck it down there for you're own amusement.
#88 - On 04/27/2009 at 5:12pm by jennikins
And what are you, twelve? Stop complaining and go get some ice.
#89 - On 04/27/2009 at 5:27pm by heathcoate
how did the ant get in ur dick? haha i bet u were rubbing it along the ground outside 4 funn! i would totally love to see a guy do that i think it would be the hornyest thing ever!
Was it the first 'mouth' or the first mouth?
#91 - On 04/27/2009 at 5:29pm by jet
get over yourself....ya people need real problems
how the hell did an ant get on your penis?!
to all the people that are making comments about hygiene...
what does that have to do with anything? just because an ant crawls on you, it doesn't make you a dirty person.
they clearly could have been sitting outside and wearing shorts and it could have crawled up his leg and inside.
and to all those calling 'fake', that's retarded. just because its never happened to you [and really, like you'd complain?] doesn't mean it never happened to someone else. grow up.
on one other note, there are tons of different types of ants. some sting, some bite, whatever. geez, stop calling people out on stupid shit. its annoying.
dude, why were there ants in your pants?
wtf were you doing that would cause an ant to bite your penis?!
Were you humping an ant hill?
How did an ant get on your penis is what everyone really cares about. So?
An ant didn't "bite" you. Pinchers are not the same as mouths. Sorry to tell you that you still haven't gotten your first bj.
How did an ant get on your peenie?
Haha, better question...was it a huge ant? I probably wouldn't even notice.
Ummm... i think id be too ashamed to put that up....
dunno what else to say.... Oh yea im gona rub in the fact that i got a g/f and she gives me blowjobs
D.C.
LOL, how did it get down there, haha.
That's not what the anthills are for!
he was probably playing in his sandbox
an ant bite? give me a break. try getting a freakin jellyfish tangled in your swimtrunks. the next week was quite uncomfortable.
thats bs. YDI
#110 - On 04/27/2009 at 9:00pm by akngoah3843
why was an aunt on your dick? is it that small that a bug can suck it? maybe thats why no girls have been down there . VIVA VIAGRA$$$
WOW
#112 - On 04/27/2009 at 9:29pm by evilteriyaki301
how did it get in ur pants..
were u trying out a new way to masturbate or soemthing...
U were laying on the beach right? I had red ants attack me once on the beach but they never made it to my penis thank god!
Big deal man I'm 14 and I have never even kissed a girl or had a girlfriend before let alone gotten head from one.
#19 yea really. this guy's probably like 15 years old... so it's not really a big deal...
Or 20, and same thing, just convince your girlfriend to blow you....when you get one...which you have plenty of life to get one...
damn ure an antophile!!! GET THE FUCK OUT!!!
This is the first FML that made me ROFL..
it didn't just do it mouth and hands, feet too!
please tell me it's a female ant...
THE BESTIALITY!!!
It bit you? she should've covered her teeth!
Did she swallow?
Did you return the favor?
So what's next for you guys?
How long have you been seeing each other?
Are you guys thinking of making a new ant-man specie?
#17: At least yours sucked didn't bite ;)
#123 - On 04/28/2009 at 1:08pm by ljuwaidah
Come on. Get over it?
#124 - On 04/28/2009 at 1:51pm by lolwat_
Wow how tragic...
Get over it it's not that big of a deal.
._.
The biting occurred outside of the ant's mouth so it wasn't the first mouth to touch your penis.
Hope this helps ._.
i love how the FML is that it's the first mouth to touch his penis. not that an ant bit his penis...
You really shouldn't put ants on your dick there, chief
That's what you get for fucking ant hills. I learned my lesson a long time ago.
ants have mandibles, so they technically can "bite." they usually sting. this FML depends on age. same thing happened to my friend though, except it was a tick.
did you get that ant's number?
wait...how did you get an ant over there?
its the most precious part of your body, how the hell did you let an ant get in there?
Ick, one time I was eating a popsicle with my feet in the pool, and some dripped down inbetween my legs, which sent ants attacking. I only noticed it when I felt a little tickle down there and looked to see tons of the little things crawling in and out my bathing suit.
Ok, so I am sure someone else probably already said this, but I don't feel like reading all of the comments.....
Anyway, this could have just been "Today an ant bit my penis. FML"
I am a girl, but I would think that that in and of itself would suck.
#137 - On 04/30/2009 at 12:22pm by patray_angel
HAHAHA what!!! How in the hell did that happen, were you using peanutbutter? LOL oh my god that is hilarioussssssssss!
# 136 i agree. the second part kinda ruins the charm
has any ''crawled up'' lmao
did you jizz on the ant?
wtf dude, why would an ant.. be there in the first place?!?!?!
you're weird.
wtf was your penis doing hanging out for?
#4 HA! Oh god that's hilarious.. lmao.
Never mind eh? Plenty of time I'm sure...
...so you were lying naked in an anthill?
#144 - On 05/22/2009 at 11:38pm by greeneggsnsam
How the hell did you know an ant bit your dick. They don't really bite at all either.
Come on people you're telling me no one else has played with thier ant farm while they're naked? Anybody?
how dose that even happen?
Is everyone retarded? Ants do bite. Google it.
And #4, I want your babies.
Hahahahahahahaha!! omg. You made my day :)
wat were u doin nude?
wish i was the ant.. eh eh eh
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